Message from @SnowWhite❄
Discord ID: 809550832634822706
It's a lying dog-faced pony soldier?
No? OK... it's a dog with a scepter?
anubis
No guys.
I tell ya hwhat!
Alfred: BRB, I need to go the bathroom.
Batman: Ok, but what’s a Hroom?
My boss: Would you do some sweeping?
Me: Sure! I'll sweep any time you ask.
Boss: [suspicious] You're being unusually cooperative.
Me: Well, if I don't sweep enough I get gwumpy.
Oh my gosh
Davy Crockett: King of the Wild Front Ear. <:BlueLander:562535589086363648>
Very funny
pretty sure this is @[TDE] Smokie
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran
I want to put this in Dad Jokes Section more than Valentine's https://twitter.com/CMAquarium/status/1359894967280361474?s=20
I am going to lose half of my wisdom this upcoming Monday...the top half has to come out at this next dentist appointment, hope I will not get too dumb
There once was a man from discord
Who thought he had a great horde
Of most glorious memes
His phone very teemed
But others who read them were bored
Lol I made it up myself 😁
Not bad
Thanks
Sounds like me
from: everyone, to: <#801170173985554452>
[insert stolen Smokie dad joke here]
Ha they aren't letting them post pineapple memes any
good. I'm tired of it
It would be fine but most of were stupid and lazily made.
Our local zoo finally reopened, and I was really excited to see the bears, but just inside the gate was a sign that said "BEARS LEFT", and I went home disappointed.
Maybe #momjokes?