Message from @Sporkinator
Discord ID: 809298175282249758
Kinda the same
Sry for ping forgot to turn it off
I think I'll survive.
Pheww
No
It's a lying dog-faced pony soldier?
No? OK... it's a dog with a scepter?
anubis
No guys.
I tell ya hwhat!
Alfred: BRB, I need to go the bathroom.
Batman: Ok, but what’s a Hroom?
My boss: Would you do some sweeping?
Me: Sure! I'll sweep any time you ask.
Boss: [suspicious] You're being unusually cooperative.
Me: Well, if I don't sweep enough I get gwumpy.
Oh my gosh
Very funny
pretty sure this is @[TDE] Smokie
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran
oh my god... wow
I want to put this in Dad Jokes Section more than Valentine's https://twitter.com/CMAquarium/status/1359894967280361474?s=20
I am going to lose half of my wisdom this upcoming Monday...the top half has to come out at this next dentist appointment, hope I will not get too dumb
There once was a man from discord
Who thought he had a great horde
Of most glorious memes
His phone very teemed
But others who read them were bored
Lol I made it up myself 😁
Not bad