It's a lying dog-faced pony soldier?

No? OK... it's a dog with a scepter?

anubis

No guys.

I tell ya hwhat!

Alfred: BRB, I need to go the bathroom.
Batman: Ok, but what’s a Hroom?

My boss: Would you do some sweeping?

Me: Sure! I'll sweep any time you ask.

Boss: [suspicious] You're being unusually cooperative.

Me: Well, if I don't sweep enough I get gwumpy.

Oh my gosh

Davy Crockett: King of the Wild Front Ear. <:BlueLander:562535589086363648>

Very funny

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565993786875052077/809344206593327114/FB_IMG_1613032997737.jpg?width=669&height=676

pretty sure this is @[TDE] Smokie

What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran

https://tenor.com/view/mati-bodoh-bangang-keranda-menari-gif-16794417

oh my god... wow

I want to put this in Dad Jokes Section more than Valentine's https://twitter.com/CMAquarium/status/1359894967280361474?s=20

I am going to lose half of my wisdom this upcoming Monday...the top half has to come out at this next dentist appointment, hope I will not get too dumb

There once was a man from discord
Who thought he had a great horde
Of most glorious memes
His phone very teemed
But others who read them were bored

Lol I made it up myself 😁

Not bad

Thanks

Sounds like me

from: everyone, to: <#801170173985554452>

[insert stolen Smokie dad joke here]

Ha they aren't letting them post pineapple memes any