Message from @Nope
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Well, what did you expect, it took you 18 years to get the fuggen milk...
My niece just came up to me and said, "I need a bookmark." I just started crying; almost fifteen years old, and she STILL doesn't know my name is Bryan.
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To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I WILL find you; you have my Word.
Wow lol
To that man in a wheelchair who stole my camo hoodie, you can hide but you cant run
Kinda the same
Sry for ping forgot to turn it off
I think I'll survive.
Pheww
No
It's a lying dog-faced pony soldier?
No? OK... it's a dog with a scepter?
No guys.
I tell ya hwhat!
Alfred: BRB, I need to go the bathroom.
Batman: Ok, but what’s a Hroom?
My boss: Would you do some sweeping?
Me: Sure! I'll sweep any time you ask.
Boss: [suspicious] You're being unusually cooperative.
Me: Well, if I don't sweep enough I get gwumpy.
Oh my gosh
Davy Crockett: King of the Wild Front Ear. <:BlueLander:562535589086363648>
Very funny
pretty sure this is @[TDE] Smokie
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran
oh my god... wow
I want to put this in Dad Jokes Section more than Valentine's https://twitter.com/CMAquarium/status/1359894967280361474?s=20