https://news.sky.com/story/amp/man-hands-himself-in-as-hed-rather-be-in-jail-than-spend-any-longer-with-people-at-home-during-lockdown-12221682

uhhh i was talking to a friend about republican kink and here's some naughty thing i found -- https://www.vogue.com/article/breathless-karley-sciortino-sex-with-republicans

she needs threarpy

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"not for free, I have ✨ ***STANDARDS*** ✨ "

<:KEK:795742276549607456> oxymoron

wutchu call me?

Dang she ain't even attractive. She looks like the stereotypical netflix geek girl. Why would any Republican want to be with her anyways? <:KEK:795742276549607456>

it's a literature art device lol

hey she has standards. she gotta pay them for them to be with her

I know... it has moron in it though <:Brainlet:752612764287238240>

don't be amoron <:Brainlet:752612764287238240>

only if you call me oxymoron

I saw this earlier. These feminist women have gotten their wishes, and it turns out they did want a flaming hot guy after all. Emasculated men aren't pleasing them, and they miss the attention of guys they shamed for catcalling or staring

yup

the best thing about conservative girls is you never have to ask
“is that a girl?”

i still ask just to be sure

Lol then you need glasses

we've conservative trans

this is old news (cuz i'm always outdated <:SadPepe:801485397678489660> ) -- https://www.huffpost.com/entry/washingtons-hair-presidents-day-auction_n_60240b4ac5b6f38d06e8d0d9

it's kinda romantic to wear somebody's lock

You're bidding? Use all the Mod money...

<:KEK:795742276549607456> hey hey hey. we gotta do what we gotta do to save ourselves from the sad discord mod life

if i remember correctly, george washington gave simon bolivar a lock of his hair

so maybe thats where that came from

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i didn't know aboot that

i dont know how it wasnt in some odd museum in bolivia, but im not gonna ask questions

Being president is temporary but having their hair is eternal

not really, eventually you're going to die

or its gonna lose all its value because someone spilled something on it

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/false-covid-19-information-convinces-mom-4-kids-to-drink-urine-for-4-days?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook How stupid are people? Is she related to the girl who used Gorilla Glue in her hair?

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we need to crop this emoji more

its too small

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i know

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