i dont know what i was expecting

I suddenly feel much more confident about my abilities as a writer, specifically romance

🤣

it's a crackfic

https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315

It's the holy text

All hail the holy text

...I've seen worse.

(...I've written worse.)

Think the worst fanfic I've read was a Harry Potter fanfic

I've only written the one.

But there was a brief time when I needed cash, and only had one talent, so I wrote a few erotic stories on commision.

Ah lol

this fanfic was the worst thing i have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon

_sprint

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_join same

@MofoDoggo, You have joined with 3,689 starting words.

More typing practice?

Yeah

I'm trying to be motivated to write this book

This is the best way

_join 708

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@Evelyn S. 🇺🇸, @MofoDoggo

ah yes, a sprint, the perfect way to clean this monstrosity from my brain

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@Evelyn S. 🇺🇸, @MofoDoggo

_wc 1027

@Evelyn S. 🇺🇸, Word count updated: 1,027 words (319 new)

_wc 4014

@MofoDoggo, Word count updated: 4,014 words (325 new)

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`1.` @MofoDoggo — **325 words** (22 wpm)
`2.` @Evelyn S. 🇺🇸 — **319 words** (21 wpm)

“People underestimate the power of writing in terms of why certain arguments stick and why they don't.... My objective as a writer is not merely to write in such a way that people read it and say, ‘Yeah, I think that's correct.’ It's to write in such a way that people are haunted. That they go to bed thinking about it, that they wake up thinking about, that they tell their spouses about it, that they tell their children and their friends about it. That they grab them by the arm and say, ‘You got to read this.’” — Ta-Nehisi Coates

Wiener!

That was close though

gg

Good job!

What are you writing about?

you seem just as passionate about it as I do with my story

I’ve already posted this here, but this is probably my favorite summation (it’s a satirical filter but still fairly accurate)
And yeah, I’d say I’m pretty passionate about it. I had the idea back in August and have been writing it consistently since November and haven’t abandoned it for another story yet! (which usually tends to happen with me)

Ah, would this be a modern fiction or victorian era fiction?