They were basically trampolines that are inside of the shoes

what's german nutella?

it's my aftershave

Those were the kid versions, yep. Horrible idea.

Shh

A strong boy needs his Nutella

My Oma loves me

I haven't had nutella for a while

Brb

imagine having grandparents

It’s only bc she can’t die <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

I have never had Nutella.

Well it wasn't as bad of an idea as the crouch pop gun

my german teacher talked about how her grandma died at 104. talked about how she lived like crap but survived for long

That’s so sad ronin <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

That would chain fire

And explode

I’m sorry you’re allergic to something as amazing as chocolate <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

*shrugs*

_literally eating chocolate_

Kids toys were a mistake

Oh, before I forget...Cannonball was acting like she was going into labor last night, so I relocated her into the bathroom.

No kittens yet, but she's built a nest in the box I gave her, so hopefully soon.

My favorite part about opening these 3kg Nutellas is the lid that is covered in chocolate I can clean off <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

Cannonball?

Cat.

Cat

Cat

Small, mostly black cat that slams into stuff at high speeds.

The name is fitting

A lot of my cat names run that way.

Ooh tell more

Kittens <:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424>

Hello there

Trouble is self-explanatory. Light and Dark are identical white cats, one with a silver head blotch, the other with a dark grey one.

There were no conservative milfs around the corner😔

Titan weighed five pounds at three months old.

back

I have a three year old arguing with me that her “butt is dirty” and toilet paper won’t clean it so I explained that everyone uses toilet paper and she laughed

I’m sorry what?

Oh, and Mute, who never purred or made a sound until he was over a year old.