Omas?

Now I have genuine German Nutella, lots of real Haribo stuff and actual delicious things

German grandma

Oh. LOL I was thinking brand name, not family. LOL

Lol

Nah she’s just my old ass German grandma who has two different types of cancer and is still going <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

She won’t die

She’s running on spite

Sounds like my mom. LOL

Lmfao

Y'all never heard of the ankle destroyers call moonshoes, lol

Back in the day, yep.

And the kid versions that came later.

I’m set for at least a month

So many ankles were broken

6kg of Nutella <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

Because of moonshoes

GUMMY BEARS

Genuine German* gummy bears

They were basically trampolines that are inside of the shoes

what's german nutella?

it's my aftershave

Those were the kid versions, yep. Horrible idea.

Shh

A strong boy needs his Nutella

My Oma loves me

I haven't had nutella for a while

Brb

imagine having grandparents

It’s only bc she can’t die <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

I have never had Nutella.

Well it wasn't as bad of an idea as the crouch pop gun

my german teacher talked about how her grandma died at 104. talked about how she lived like crap but survived for long

That’s so sad ronin <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

That would chain fire

And explode

I’m sorry you’re allergic to something as amazing as chocolate <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

*shrugs*

_literally eating chocolate_

Kids toys were a mistake

Oh, before I forget...Cannonball was acting like she was going into labor last night, so I relocated her into the bathroom.