Message from @Draconem_Dominus
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Because of moonshoes
GUMMY BEARS
Genuine German* gummy bears
They were basically trampolines that are inside of the shoes
what's german nutella?
it's my aftershave
Those were the kid versions, yep. Horrible idea.
Shh
A strong boy needs his Nutella
My Oma loves me
I haven't had nutella for a while
Brb
imagine having grandparents
It’s only bc she can’t die <:KekFull:802560939500503041>
I have never had Nutella.
Well it wasn't as bad of an idea as the crouch pop gun
my german teacher talked about how her grandma died at 104. talked about how she lived like crap but survived for long
That’s so sad ronin <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>
That would chain fire
And explode
*shrugs*
_literally eating chocolate_
Kids toys were a mistake
Oh, before I forget...Cannonball was acting like she was going into labor last night, so I relocated her into the bathroom.
No kittens yet, but she's built a nest in the box I gave her, so hopefully soon.
My favorite part about opening these 3kg Nutellas is the lid that is covered in chocolate I can clean off <:KekFull:802560939500503041>
Cannonball?
Cat.
Cat
Cat
Small, mostly black cat that slams into stuff at high speeds.
The name is fitting
A lot of my cat names run that way.
Ooh tell more
Kittens <:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424>
Hello there
Trouble is self-explanatory. Light and Dark are identical white cats, one with a silver head blotch, the other with a dark grey one.
There were no conservative milfs around the corner😔
Titan weighed five pounds at three months old.
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