That would chain fire

And explode

I’m sorry you’re allergic to something as amazing as chocolate <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

*shrugs*

_literally eating chocolate_

Kids toys were a mistake

Oh, before I forget...Cannonball was acting like she was going into labor last night, so I relocated her into the bathroom.

No kittens yet, but she's built a nest in the box I gave her, so hopefully soon.

My favorite part about opening these 3kg Nutellas is the lid that is covered in chocolate I can clean off <:KekFull:802560939500503041>

Cannonball?

Cat.

Cat

Cat

Small, mostly black cat that slams into stuff at high speeds.

The name is fitting

A lot of my cat names run that way.

Ooh tell more

Kittens <:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424>

Hello there

Trouble is self-explanatory. Light and Dark are identical white cats, one with a silver head blotch, the other with a dark grey one.

There were no conservative milfs around the corner😔

Titan weighed five pounds at three months old.

back

I have a three year old arguing with me that her “butt is dirty” and toilet paper won’t clean it so I explained that everyone uses toilet paper and she laughed

I’m sorry what?

Oh, and Mute, who never purred or made a sound until he was over a year old.

Rip did you try google maps

Now she’s telling me she can’t flush toilet paper <:Teeth:798301808996384828>

@Orange. Yeah already tried that

Sad most woman are liberals

Umm

And sjws

😭

Laundry calls. Later!

That’s why I prefer men <:thinking:726878987837636698>

<:KekFull:802560939500503041>

🗑@Draconem_Dominus

and I prefer the opposite

So, mxn?

I got rejected by a milf once, only because I am a year below 18

NO