Message from Chancellor in Anticom #general

earth is a Roblox game

2017-08-07 06:10:15 UTC  

The earth is a social construct

2017-08-07 06:10:29 UTC  

the universe is a social construct

2017-08-07 06:10:36 UTC  

Implying atoms aren't gendered

2017-08-07 06:10:45 UTC  

The sun is a deadly lazer

2017-08-07 06:10:56 UTC  

wait, are the atoms that make your dick male then?

2017-08-07 06:11:57 UTC  

but really, the earth is actually just someones desk decoration, we are sitting ontop of someones world of warcraft pc

2017-08-07 06:12:07 UTC  

We live in the eye of a blue eyed giant

2017-08-07 06:12:38 UTC  

we were just created to create power for someones car

2017-08-07 06:12:51 UTC  

our world is a battery

2017-08-07 06:14:14 UTC  

woke niggas are flat

2017-08-07 06:18:34 UTC

2017-08-07 06:18:55 UTC  

The earth is round

2017-08-07 06:19:14 UTC  

i was joking about the moon landing

2017-08-07 06:19:22 UTC  

since i had a ":^)" face right under it

2017-08-07 06:27:05 UTC  

I see

2017-08-07 06:36:41 UTC  

Can I have a youth role?

2017-08-07 06:42:43 UTC  

^ give him role

2017-08-07 07:14:48 UTC  

Any ideas of what to do to counteract the youtube crackdown?

2017-08-07 07:28:01 UTC  

I need halp. I heard there is a new social network site analagous to minds or gab, something like"infinity"

2017-08-07 07:28:16 UTC  

i want to check it out but i cant remember the name

2017-08-07 08:00:06 UTC  

"I love atheists who use the eye of the needle quote. For SOME reason I can't figure out, they always cut off this part of it: "When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?" Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
It's just a metaphor to explain how difficult it is for someone who has many resources to avoid the temptations that would damn them to hell. Not an endorsement of communism, you delusional assholes."

Adolf Hitler was the greatest man to ever live

2017-08-07 10:17:25 UTC  

This is your country on cultural marxism

2017-08-07 12:39:14 UTC  

That's awful

2017-08-07 12:44:05 UTC  

Guys, you know what's ridiculous?

2017-08-07 13:39:58 UTC  

Judaism is the final redpill

2017-08-07 13:49:59 UTC  

Nope, the final redpill is vocaloid

2017-08-07 13:50:45 UTC  

Vocaloid is the last stop before the 4th dimension

2017-08-07 14:15:21 UTC  

Vocaloids go into oven

2017-08-07 14:25:40 UTC  

Why not have irl singers

2017-08-07 14:32:04 UTC  

IRL = 3D

2017-08-07 14:32:32 UTC  

There's always Babymetal

2017-08-07 14:38:25 UTC  

Have you taken the Japanese-disco pill?

2017-08-07 14:40:08 UTC  
2017-08-07 14:42:31 UTC  

^ I would consider this as the ironic and unofficial Anticom theme song.

2017-08-07 16:17:08 UTC