Perhaps more cursed, as it's real.

They keep saying there are credible aligators, but I think the whole thing is a croc.

(I'm sorry.)

Remember that time when the left/press mocked Pence for refusing to be alone with women...

@Deleted User Unironically doing this from now on.

Anybody have Octoberfest near where you live?

yep!

Do you have access to a real beer garden?

I'm guessing Baltimore has something, but I'll stay away from a bunch of drunk whites surrounded by violent blegs, thanks.

No kidding.

DC has beer gardens...but same (but slightly less violence blegs cause they are pushed to the edges).

The closest ones to me are quite the Uber away.

Plus...I'm not a fan of beer tbh

Boo

i know, i know.

You’re not German?

not even a tiny bit

Scottish/Norwegian/Swedish

Your people drink fermented fish brine.

oosh

Lol. I don’t know what they drink up there.

I don't know what they have, I haven't checked it out

Polar bear venom

Vodka is my choice of drink if I'm doing it.

I must be a Russian bot. 🤔

*beep boop blurp Trump*

I’m going to throw an Octoberfest party in my back yard this year.

I make awesome pretzels too.

You are all invited!

nice, i think Indiana might be a bit of a hike...

Haha. That’s why I invited everyone.

Little over 9 hour drive to "Indiana" from here.

It’s a hellish 13 hours from here to DC. I know that.

Ouch

Those gps give you as the crow flies

Meet the London mayoral candidate supported by the British Conservatives.

Absolute state.

Mark Collett for Lord Protector?... any day now...

He’s wearing a t shirt

I don’t trust him

he's black
i don't trust him

:-p