so we have a blanket over us to keep us warm

my friend on the right

her flatmate on the left

🤔

go on...

the fact you have your mic muted now makes me *u n c o m f o r t a b l e*

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It’s like a Segway into steamy porn

wotf

keep going...

hahahha

@Jek Porkins pics or gtfo

sound like 4chan greentext

so yeah, the usual 'testing the waters' under the blanket

*w i t h t h e f l a t m a t e*

What does that mean?

"hmmm, my hand is right next to hers, I wonder if... hmmm, now it's on her thigh"

"I wonder if.. okay.. she's just grabbed my hand.."

"She got a dick"

"...*oh, okay then, we're going over* ***there*** *are we*"

Meanwhile trying to watch the DVD and engage in casual conversation with both of them

as long it's a feminine dick, we're still good

lol

>dicks
>feminine

https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0

extremely feminine dick

since she put my hand under her pants and put my finger (and hers) in

OwO

reading intensifies

so I'm trying not to shift uncomfortably on the couch

it's like watching a duck on a pond

@nic git in vc

calm and gliding around above water

and swimming furiously underneath it

lol

a true poet

was it for illegal butter knife

lol

trying to butter his toast

Actually, this text chat versus the voice chat is a great example in of itself

I don't even know how it finished but I have nfi how my friend didn't notice