came on strong, did all dem nasty thangs

met them in person in '07

Philly

dis girl had a girlfriend living in the apartment with her

dis girl also had a boyfriend

so ironically I didn't want to help her cheat on her boyfriend

her girlfriend was *super* into me though

my friend told me before I was even in the country that her flatmate wanted to do shit

which I didn't take entirely seriously

but it turned out that I should have

first night I'm there in the apartment she says she's taking a shower and then afterwards 'goes to sleep' in fucking lingerie

anyhoo, next day, watching a DVD on the couch

and it's cold

so we have a blanket over us to keep us warm

my friend on the right

her flatmate on the left

🤔

go on...

the fact you have your mic muted now makes me *u n c o m f o r t a b l e*

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

It’s like a Segway into steamy porn

wotf

keep going...

hahahha

@Jek Porkins pics or gtfo

sound like 4chan greentext

so yeah, the usual 'testing the waters' under the blanket

*w i t h t h e f l a t m a t e*

What does that mean?

"hmmm, my hand is right next to hers, I wonder if... hmmm, now it's on her thigh"

"I wonder if.. okay.. she's just grabbed my hand.."

"She got a dick"

"...*oh, okay then, we're going over* ***there*** *are we*"

Meanwhile trying to watch the DVD and engage in casual conversation with both of them

as long it's a feminine dick, we're still good

lol

>dicks
>feminine

https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0

extremely feminine dick

since she put my hand under her pants and put my finger (and hers) in

OwO