Message from @galesteppes
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@Deleted User what's going on in kangmaker today
Like actually?
Or was it a nightmare
Did you guys fuck it up and curve it up?
What caused these nightmares
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75 stealth, does that remove your existence and memory?
you disappear from previous sessions
>nat 20 stealth check
>you cannot find yourself anymore. roll new character.
>nat 20 deception check
>you now believe your own lie
156 skills?
Damn
A lot of them are the same, and a lot probably just got made into one skill.
There are not that many skills in 5e
>nat 20 climb check
>you throw yourself into the stratosphere
>nat 20 swim check
>you create a tsunami
@MountainMan most of them are different knowledge, crafts, professions, ect
75 Disguse. You full charlie so hard that they take home, feed you, brainwash you into communist belief and you end up fighting off those damn G.I. Invaders.
When is Pf2 coming out?
Made a friend today. My new familiar
Baby bird legit didnt give a fuck about my petting it. Chirped at me and flew off. Im actually a druid.
hey guys I need help brainstorming short term goals of a medieval street urchin with a sick brother and a little sister that he has to take care of, they live in an abandoned shack in a medium sized town
basically, he's 12 and his siblings are 8 and 7
he's been trying to keep them safe, so they've ended up less skilled than him at general survival skills since he's been providing for them, also in addition to him sheltering them, they're just overall younger, and both facts lead to them being less skilled at survival
and the brother being sick isn't helping, it's a recent development, like within the last week, and it doesn't look good, he's bedridden and has a high fever
Finding food would be the first goal I think
as a member of the alt-right, these are my favourite races: halfling, quarterling & flakvierling
@Angus what is the exact thing you need help with?
Based dad
@Angus well depends. Getting to some form of medicine (snake oil or not) would be a good first step. Also relocating closer to water source if possible.
If he’s a sharp lad, relocating to a more sanitary location. I’m not sure how medieval sanitation actually was, but imagine there was some base knowledge of “maybe clean things sometimes.”
oh i like the idea of him getting tricked into buying snake oil, only further reinforcing his stance on stealing being better
heres the next part. The person selling the snake oil *might actually believe his own bullshit*
depends on the setting really, but people have believed some really crazy shit. Still do in that reguard, especially china.
Reminds me of when a player, who is a physicist, didn't want to go in the pitch black cave to slay the monsters, so instead wanted to basically cover all but one entrance with boulders and shit, then having the mage light a big fire for several days that would burn all the oxygen and fill the cave with CO2, or something to that effect.