“…bout two miles.”

Everyone at the table sort of realizes just how fucked we are. We don’t have breaks.

So like, 6 or so arm chair physicists and google try to figure out how much damage we’re going to take. Needless to say it wasn’t pretty. I myself had an escape plan in a spell that turns me to gas. The gnome wizard had a parachute and one dude had featherfall. So we’re going something stupid, I don’t remember the number but it was too god damn fast. We’re taking wind damage level fast. Gnome pulls his chute, dude pops featherfall and saves two people. I go gaseous. Unfortunately our fighter

Uh.

Well there was a barred gate on the other side at the bottom. He was liquified.

Person smaking into the bars going 200MPH would result in total liquidation. Hey, got the gate opened though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qf6rNIDLqY < relevant

@MountainMan ]

AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THATS FUCKING AMAZING HAHAHAHA

It doesnt help that the gnome wizard gave us thrusters.

Our shitty napkin math told us we would have smacked those bars with enough newtons to collapse a skyscraper

@Dust turns out that 1/2 the party were former whores

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@MountainMan @Angus Finals are done and I have my training dates if yall still are interested in playing some pathfinder

I have about 4-5 weeks left until my finals are over

yeah just throw out some days, I'm good on mondays, wednesdays, fridays

im a NEET until June 21st so im down for whatever mostly

make sure to DM angus, also maybe make a new discord server for your dnd

yeah

So, found a Warhammer porno. It's really fucking weird. But I noticed something.

Nice lizardman chants no?

@EnderOctanus I'm more curious as to why you found a warhammer porno.

@meratrix because it has elfu

lizardmen are my nemesis ever since playing skaven in total war warhammer 2

Ok, mud

@gonejamin card faggots live here

I know where I belong , it was a mistake. I run other servers to sate nerd talk thank you very much @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

🤣

https://youtu.be/WMwdpu4n5K0

@Dust you guys did chadfinder yesterday?

nah one of the guys is on holiday for 2 weeks

@Dust what's the party again?

skald, oracle, rogue and fighter

it is fighter - I remember now

wot about races

because he took all the most ridiculous feats and is putting out 400dmg per round

I'm not 100% sure tbh about races