Message from @Pompadour

Discord ID: 577215849086058497


2019-05-09 15:36:30 UTC  

“…bout two miles.”

2019-05-09 15:36:41 UTC  

Everyone at the table sort of realizes just how fucked we are. We don’t have breaks.

2019-05-09 15:37:10 UTC  

So like, 6 or so arm chair physicists and google try to figure out how much damage we’re going to take. Needless to say it wasn’t pretty. I myself had an escape plan in a spell that turns me to gas. The gnome wizard had a parachute and one dude had featherfall. So we’re going something stupid, I don’t remember the number but it was too god damn fast. We’re taking wind damage level fast. Gnome pulls his chute, dude pops featherfall and saves two people. I go gaseous. Unfortunately our fighter

2019-05-09 15:37:18 UTC  

Uh.

2019-05-09 15:37:25 UTC  

Well there was a barred gate on the other side at the bottom. He was liquified.

2019-05-09 15:40:10 UTC  

Person smaking into the bars going 200MPH would result in total liquidation. Hey, got the gate opened though.

2019-05-09 15:57:06 UTC  
2019-05-09 16:02:39 UTC  

AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2019-05-09 16:02:43 UTC  

THATS FUCKING AMAZING HAHAHAHA

2019-05-09 16:09:35 UTC  

It doesnt help that the gnome wizard gave us thrusters.

2019-05-09 16:10:22 UTC  

Our shitty napkin math told us we would have smacked those bars with enough newtons to collapse a skyscraper

2019-05-09 20:43:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/576147232429047838/qOUKfHx.jpg

2019-05-11 08:19:11 UTC  

@Dust turns out that 1/2 the party were former whores

2019-05-11 08:19:56 UTC  

<:think_hang:378717098903470080>

2019-05-12 19:04:44 UTC  

@MountainMan @Angus Finals are done and I have my training dates if yall still are interested in playing some pathfinder

2019-05-12 19:05:04 UTC  

I have about 4-5 weeks left until my finals are over

2019-05-12 19:06:36 UTC  

yeah just throw out some days, I'm good on mondays, wednesdays, fridays

2019-05-12 19:07:55 UTC  

im a NEET until June 21st so im down for whatever mostly

2019-05-12 19:29:42 UTC  

make sure to DM angus, also maybe make a new discord server for your dnd

2019-05-12 19:34:54 UTC  

yeah

2019-05-12 21:46:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/577250352290856962/x202ek63jsx21.png

2019-05-13 02:04:20 UTC  

So, found a Warhammer porno. It's really fucking weird. But I noticed something.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/577315161518505984/SHADILAY.png

2019-05-13 02:04:59 UTC  

Nice lizardman chants no?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/577315323276034067/TOP_KEK.jpg

2019-05-13 03:45:12 UTC  

@EnderOctanus I'm more curious as to why you found a warhammer porno.

2019-05-13 03:53:35 UTC  

@meratrix because it has elfu

2019-05-13 04:35:08 UTC  

lizardmen are my nemesis ever since playing skaven in total war warhammer 2

2019-05-13 09:48:50 UTC  

Ok, mud

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473695205418205194/577432057630949396/chad_lizard.jpg

@gonejamin card faggots live here

2019-05-13 11:04:56 UTC  

I know where I belong , it was a mistake. I run other servers to sate nerd talk thank you very much @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

🤣

2019-05-14 17:03:00 UTC  

@Dust you guys did chadfinder yesterday?

2019-05-14 17:03:18 UTC  

nah one of the guys is on holiday for 2 weeks

2019-05-15 09:25:38 UTC  

@Dust what's the party again?

2019-05-15 09:30:06 UTC  

skald, oracle, rogue and fighter

2019-05-15 09:30:17 UTC  

it is fighter - I remember now

2019-05-15 09:30:19 UTC  

wot about races

2019-05-15 09:30:35 UTC  

because he took all the most ridiculous feats and is putting out 400dmg per round

2019-05-15 09:31:01 UTC  

I'm not 100% sure tbh about races