https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/04/ac141cf720cc78ac.jpg

real talk, how was the turtle flying?

sounds like it was hit by a car and sent flying

getting thrown from a car tends to send shit flying

because it's your arm strength + the speed of the car

no it was it the road

and got run over

which sent if flying

you're just talking about mario cart aren't you

https://youtu.be/rOhgMAOrp0c?t=25

Of course I am you stupid nigger

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/04/efdc5f3ff4f7be7a.jpg

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/04/e6876a76ab1fe004.png

I know that feel

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/04/7f0a73da01729976.jpg

I have the mind to extrapolate from incomplete data

look at me

big brain

I only understand the first one <:thronk:441701565607444482>

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/04/39e0a105c134f113.mp4

<:kek:590371888480387073>

tfw you're driving and the initial D soundtrack starts playing

https://twitter.com/Ketflix_Pills/status/1168939797408337920?s=20

1 year wait period for an abortion <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

I would too if I had that arm tbh

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jacobtobia/how-to-talk-to-your-kids-about-gender-nonconformity

actually disgusting

doesn't even look like a woman

shave you fucking retard