https://twitter.com/WorldAndScience/status/1117936918082281472

Beautiful

What Historical event is the most important to today's world?

In your guy's opinion

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The day my mom gave birth to me

Specify historical event like duration?

The big bang I guess

The big bang was probably the most important event

Otherwise we wouldnt be here

https://twitter.com/HistoryTime_/status/1120164231956054016

psyching himself up for the scene - awesome

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/04/22/4195aefb87b717e3.jpg

The more things change
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/25/why-are-british-women-using-danish-sperm-to-get-pregnant-7881940/

the brits of today still can't compete with the Danes, as is evident by the continued british import of Danish donor semen <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

at least they've since licensed out the cowardly murdering of innocents to the muslims <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

@The Watcher the ability to master fire

Very true

@Mal danes are hot

lemme hit

I've got a few single friends, but how are you with "older" girls?

twice your age <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Depends on if They’re hot or not <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> @Mal

one of them's a solid 8/10, in looks if you're into blondes, but she'll talk your ear off <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

history of depression

I also talk a lot so its chill

I'm really selling her aren't I? <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Yes. Yes you are. <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

I’ll give you 6 camels.

And 19 goats.

I only deal in pigs.

hmmmmmmmm

Denmark's been a historically tough market for camels and goats

Wouldnt the price of them be a lot greater Then pigs in that case?

the demand isn't as high

Very true

the mere combination of such words is too heretical to fathom

I'm sure it's pretty good

friends of mine usually roast a trio of boars, once a year, over a fire

pretty good stuff

Ötzi?