Message from @Agent Smith

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2018-05-04 04:27:53 UTC  

Why is it pink?

2018-05-04 04:47:53 UTC  

They're dumping chemicals in the volcano to turn the freaking mantle gay!

2018-05-04 05:46:24 UTC  

Hmmm

"Donald get on the phone right now and tell this China man he's a fucking idiot"

2018-05-04 13:28:37 UTC  

oi

2018-05-04 13:35:10 UTC  

Praises Marxism but implements capitalism. <:commie_ball:382980733360406563>

2018-05-04 15:19:57 UTC  

Kaden really hasn't thought her new profile pic through, has she

2018-05-04 15:26:22 UTC  

We need this more then that bridgr

2018-05-04 20:08:00 UTC  

Mueller get's so BTFO in court that even Vox has to write about it

2018-05-04 21:08:45 UTC  

kek

2018-05-05 09:11:26 UTC  

`wrongfully arrested`

2018-05-05 12:26:45 UTC  

Isn't Notch Minecraft's creator?

2018-05-05 12:27:28 UTC  

Yes.

2018-05-05 12:27:59 UTC  

He also recently necromanced mombot back from the dead.

2018-05-05 12:27:59 UTC  

Ok apparently it's the same guy

2018-05-05 12:35:36 UTC  

lol

Buddha is blind in one eye and he's the biggest troll in the United Kingdom

2018-05-05 12:50:02 UTC  

Clearly, NOW they told THE WHOLE WORLD, nobody will try to do it.

but Buddha is a dog

2018-05-05 16:22:57 UTC  

It's going to be so entertaining reading this in history books

2018-05-05 16:53:58 UTC  

Buddha is our lord and savior

2018-05-05 17:53:11 UTC  

Isnโ€™t that what they always say?

2018-05-05 17:53:26 UTC  

โ€œWe can solve the zodiac killer case guysโ€

2018-05-05 17:53:37 UTC  

โ€œWe got it this timeโ€

2018-05-05 17:53:46 UTC  

It's more about the fact they have now set a precedent for searching peoples DNA via ancestry style websites.

2018-05-05 17:53:59 UTC  

Genealogy websites and whatnot

2018-05-05 17:54:06 UTC  

I'm really skeptical of them suddenly finding some revolutionary forensics method out of thin air, considering so much has been denounced recently as being absolutely bogus.