Message from @Jab

Discord ID: 442413848981536799


2018-05-05 17:59:26 UTC  

Then they dropped it, and started saying shit about knowing your ancestors. And now we know that's bullshit too.

2018-05-05 17:59:40 UTC  

There is also a similar site that claims to be able to tell you your sports DNA profile, like what your body is essentially built for and whatnot

2018-05-05 17:59:51 UTC  

Brazilians are mutts anyway, who cares where you’re from other than from Brazil

2018-05-05 18:00:21 UTC  

@Deleted User
Well, Brazilians are mixed as fuck, and it seems like it's getting even more mixed

2018-05-05 18:01:06 UTC  

They're handing out "you have nigger genes" results to caucasians, just in case they might be white supremacists. And Scandinavian genes to blacks so they can claim WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIT.

2018-05-05 18:01:21 UTC  

Brazilians are a mix of blacks hwites and Japanese

2018-05-05 18:01:35 UTC  

That was only 23&me though apparently @DanielKO

2018-05-05 18:01:50 UTC  

@Deleted User
Italians, Germans, portugueses and I guess that's it

2018-05-05 18:02:11 UTC  

Smart anglos stayed away 😏

2018-05-05 18:02:32 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-05 18:02:50 UTC  

Indeed, AncestryDNA has so far only been guilty of selling DNA data from its customers.

2018-05-05 18:03:53 UTC  

Hope you don't have a genetic predisposition to a hereditary disease, kid; your health insurance already raised your premium.

2018-05-05 18:04:40 UTC  

@DanielKO
This would be actually useful

2018-05-05 18:04:49 UTC  

Not this "muh heritage" thing

2018-05-05 18:04:53 UTC  

But, the police "magically cracking cases thanks to buying DNA databases" might actually do enough harm for these companies to get sued into bankruptcy, and forcing some DNA privacy laws to get passed.

2018-05-05 18:07:47 UTC  

Imagine that, if the police can't reliably use DNA testing, do you think a for-profit corporation is going to do it better? Considering their clients have no way to double check?

We cracked that case AGES ago

2018-05-05 19:18:59 UTC  

Ok I'll delete it

was just a Joke man

2018-05-05 19:54:41 UTC  

Why is there conversation in <#377519739380957184>

2018-05-05 19:56:13 UTC  

That's been permitted since JDM merged the news discussion and the news posting channels

2018-05-05 19:57:35 UTC  

Yep

2018-05-06 03:14:00 UTC  

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/05/georgia-highway-sniper-idolized-parkland-suspect/584227002/

We were almost done with David Hogg's face on CNN too, and then this douchebag strolls through Georgia

2018-05-06 03:21:23 UTC  

Ffs

2018-05-06 03:21:42 UTC  

Inb4 ban guns

2018-05-06 08:12:07 UTC  

reeeeeeeeeeeee

2018-05-06 08:12:11 UTC  

impossible

2018-05-06 08:12:14 UTC  

BUT I THOUGHT GUNS WERE BANNED

2018-05-06 08:12:16 UTC  

HMMMMMMMMM

2018-05-06 08:12:22 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-05-06 08:12:28 UTC  

impossbiru

2018-05-06 08:13:08 UTC  

it's almost like restricting guns.... don't prevent gun crimes

2018-05-06 15:13:15 UTC  

That Asian chick looks like what happens when you play around with character customisation too much

Make up. How does it work? <:what:382980756139409409>

2018-05-06 16:11:02 UTC  

Fuck is that picture?