Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?

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2018-06-21 02:40:25 UTC  

It would be more bamf if it was at her

2018-06-21 02:42:07 UTC  

now that really would have cause an international shitshow

2018-06-21 02:42:14 UTC  

imagine the fucking headlines

2018-06-21 02:42:37 UTC  

"TRUMP THROWS VIOLENT OUTBURST AT GERMAN PRIME MINSTER"

2018-06-21 02:42:39 UTC  

Kek qorthy

2018-06-21 02:43:02 UTC  

**VIOLENT STARBURST***

2018-06-21 02:43:08 UTC  

you know they'd spin it like that

2018-06-21 02:48:11 UTC  

```he took two Starbursts candies out, threw them on the table```

2018-06-21 02:48:22 UTC  

PRESIDENT PELTS HARD CANDY AT GERMAN CHANCELLOR

2018-06-21 02:49:04 UTC  

I can already imagine this being at the start or end of the meeting

2018-06-21 02:49:22 UTC  

Trump standing up and casually tossing a few bursts onto the table with a flick of his wrist

2018-06-21 02:49:26 UTC  

but no

2018-06-21 02:49:36 UTC  

`I N T E R N A T I O N A L I N C I D E N T`

2018-06-21 02:50:49 UTC  

president dernald tremperstein abusively pelts candy at the german chancellor, chasing the poor whamen down the hallway, laughing as he shouts "Don't say I don't do anything for you!" throwing one candy after another, while the poor wamen yelps in pain and begs him to stop

2018-06-21 02:50:50 UTC  

> Donald Trump
> Shaky

I think you mean **STRONG AND STABLE**

Is there anything else he can steal from Theresa May?

2018-06-21 02:50:59 UTC  

some witnesses noticed his erection

2018-06-21 02:52:13 UTC  

"PRESIDENT ASSAULTS WAHMEN WITH MISSILES"

2018-06-21 02:52:50 UTC  

PRESIDENT PROMISSES TO ANNEX GERMANY, BEGINS ATTACK ON MERKEL

2018-06-21 02:52:54 UTC  

everyone smiles and nods, "He's the president, there's nothing we can fucking do. Just wait until he calms down, the tirade will end, eventually. Just like with Hitler in the movie Downfall, when he was having that ranting tirade. Because y'know, Tremp is HITLER."

2018-06-21 02:53:29 UTC  

LOL

2018-06-21 02:53:45 UTC  

oh gee

2018-06-21 02:54:38 UTC  

PRESIDENT HINTING CANADA MAY BE NEXT, TRUDEAU ELATED HIS SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED HIM.

2018-06-21 02:55:07 UTC  

TRUMP TAKES CANADA, ONLY 1 BROW CASUALTY

2018-06-21 02:55:24 UTC  

PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU APOLOGIZES TO CANADIAN WOMEN EVERYWHERE TODAY FOR ADMITTING TRUMP IS HIS SENPAI

2018-06-21 02:55:36 UTC  

Do you think i have a future in news?

2018-06-21 02:55:54 UTC  

I think you have a great future in MSM

2018-06-21 02:56:10 UTC  

PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU APOLOGIZES FOR APOLOGIZING, CAUSE HE SAYS CANADIAN WAY.

2018-06-21 02:57:06 UTC  

goddamn

2018-06-21 03:00:38 UTC  

not-so-breaking anymore, but hopefully a little more detail than a screenshot of a tweet

2018-06-21 03:04:36 UTC  

Dems: "Trump is literally Hitler!"

Also Dems: "we reject this GOP bill because we think the GOP will oppose it! Please Trump, do more things via Executiv Order!"

2018-06-21 03:05:30 UTC  

Because they want him to do what Obama did to make Obama look better

2018-06-21 03:05:58 UTC  

But Dems were the ones who passed it.

2018-06-21 03:06:03 UTC  

soooo

2018-06-21 03:06:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/459192420048044042/FB_IMG_1485959071849.jpg

2018-06-21 05:24:24 UTC  

nothing can convince me that these politicians want to do anything with the current situation

2018-06-21 05:25:17 UTC  

even they are supposedly to find solutions

2018-06-21 05:25:56 UTC  

at this point any couch potato can do the job the politicians are doing atm