Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?
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It would be more bamf if it was at her
now that really would have cause an international shitshow
imagine the fucking headlines
"TRUMP THROWS VIOLENT OUTBURST AT GERMAN PRIME MINSTER"
Kek qorthy
**VIOLENT STARBURST***
you know they'd spin it like that
```he took two Starbursts candies out, threw them on the table```
PRESIDENT PELTS HARD CANDY AT GERMAN CHANCELLOR
I can already imagine this being at the start or end of the meeting
Trump standing up and casually tossing a few bursts onto the table with a flick of his wrist
but no
`I N T E R N A T I O N A L I N C I D E N T`
president dernald tremperstein abusively pelts candy at the german chancellor, chasing the poor whamen down the hallway, laughing as he shouts "Don't say I don't do anything for you!" throwing one candy after another, while the poor wamen yelps in pain and begs him to stop
> Donald Trump
> Shaky
I think you mean **STRONG AND STABLE**
Is there anything else he can steal from Theresa May?
some witnesses noticed his erection
"PRESIDENT ASSAULTS WAHMEN WITH MISSILES"
PRESIDENT PROMISSES TO ANNEX GERMANY, BEGINS ATTACK ON MERKEL
everyone smiles and nods, "He's the president, there's nothing we can fucking do. Just wait until he calms down, the tirade will end, eventually. Just like with Hitler in the movie Downfall, when he was having that ranting tirade. Because y'know, Tremp is HITLER."
LOL
PRESIDENT HINTING CANADA MAY BE NEXT, TRUDEAU ELATED HIS SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED HIM.
TRUMP TAKES CANADA, ONLY 1 BROW CASUALTY
PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU APOLOGIZES TO CANADIAN WOMEN EVERYWHERE TODAY FOR ADMITTING TRUMP IS HIS SENPAI
Do you think i have a future in news?
I think you have a great future in MSM
PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU APOLOGIZES FOR APOLOGIZING, CAUSE HE SAYS CANADIAN WAY.
goddamn
not-so-breaking anymore, but hopefully a little more detail than a screenshot of a tweet
Dems: "Trump is literally Hitler!"
Also Dems: "we reject this GOP bill because we think the GOP will oppose it! Please Trump, do more things via Executiv Order!"
Because they want him to do what Obama did to make Obama look better
But Dems were the ones who passed it.
soooo
nothing can convince me that these politicians want to do anything with the current situation
even they are supposedly to find solutions
at this point any couch potato can do the job the politicians are doing atm
WALL
WALL