seems perfect for broo

What an evil cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/married-truly-empowering/

So B R A V E

Stunning and brave

```My ex used to say to me: “You can get married, darling, but it won’t be to me.” It suddenly struck me that he was right. I could get married - to myself.```

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nassarcist

like I'd attend that wedding

yeah the fact that anyone would turn up to such a sad farce is amazing to me

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 narcissist* <:GWjiangPepeThumb:407619074466643978>

honk

fucking

honk

well you would know better than me

I really hope she doesn't get any tax benefit for it.

Fucking skank.

white people

https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/woman-who-married-herself-ends-up-cheating-on-herself/

if you get married to yourself do you get the tax benefits?

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Completely haram.

because if so; i'm getting married to myself right the fuck now

@PartlyAwesome Knowing today's world, probably

marrying yourself has no legal standing (because its retarded) so don't worry its not recognised for tax reasons

oof

can't out progressive the government for less mugging

what does it even mean? You choose to spend your life with yourself? thats not a choice

>He doesn't know how to astral walk his spirit out of his body.
Heh. They never learn.

What sort of bipolar autists are these? She cheated on herself with a polygamist? Ffs

would she be cheating on him if she masturbated?

All wanking is cheating in the eyes of our lord

Salvini is being criticized for proposing to chemically castrate rapists and pedophiles

His opponents criticized him sustaining that castration should be surgical, as it would be unfair to make the taxpayers pay for the castration drugs

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

That's the death penalty. What if you do the wrong guy?

That's Firearms. What if you sell a gun legally to the wrong guy?

I told you I'm not the biggest fan of Salvini<:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723>

He's only proposing it

and he's proposing the 💯

so you'll get the 50