Message from @Jabba's Soapbox

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2019-08-05 14:15:41 UTC  

they will find a way

2019-08-05 14:16:26 UTC  

If you shower first your ass should be clean

2019-08-05 14:16:36 UTC  

why would you wipe a dirty ass with a towel

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2019-08-05 14:17:13 UTC  

When I take a shit I wipe with paper then I put my ass over the sink and splash water and soap

2019-08-05 14:17:16 UTC  

rub it in my ass

2019-08-05 14:17:17 UTC  

Sterilizing your ass is fiction. You cant get your ass that clean ever.

2019-08-05 14:17:19 UTC  

then wash it off

2019-08-05 14:17:22 UTC  

then take towel

2019-08-05 14:17:40 UTC  

I have a dedicated ass towel

2019-08-05 14:18:10 UTC  

I don't tell anyone else it's an ass towel though

2019-08-05 14:18:56 UTC  

I always dry first my dick, then ass, then face. In that order.

2019-08-05 14:19:43 UTC  

my diet is 100% Soylent and Opiate based so I never need to use the toilet

2019-08-05 14:19:50 UTC  

get with the times people

2019-08-05 14:19:58 UTC  

Now thats big think

face last <:kek:590371888480387073>

now you got dick and ass water on your face

2019-08-05 14:38:25 UTC  

As nature intended

2019-08-05 14:40:16 UTC  

the towel has forgotten by tomorrow <:kek:590371888480387073>

My Towel is brand new about every 3 hours

2019-08-05 15:47:36 UTC  

dry and clean are two different things <:kek:590371888480387073>

well it doesn't have any skid marks on it

2019-08-05 15:56:54 UTC  

It be like there was no violence before vidya

2019-08-05 15:57:04 UTC  

he was so close but fucked it up at the finishing line

2019-08-05 15:57:35 UTC  

Nazis were invented at a time before video games. Coincidence?

2019-08-05 15:57:55 UTC  

and ask your grand dad what they did use to do each Saturday evening in the past. it was drinking and beating each other up

2019-08-05 15:58:24 UTC  

Well, my grandad succumbed to alcoholism after the war

2019-08-05 15:58:34 UTC  

died young

2019-08-05 16:41:02 UTC  

someone take away fortnite from barron

2019-08-05 20:32:35 UTC  

Don't worry they said, creeping Sharia is a conspiracy theory they said...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-49204762#

2019-08-05 20:34:15 UTC  

"it's just a headscarf"

2019-08-05 20:34:41 UTC  

next time somebody paints a swastika its just a "windmill"

2019-08-05 20:34:51 UTC  

its just paint bro, why are you mad

2019-08-05 20:36:49 UTC  

did you just compare a hijab to a swastika

2019-08-05 20:37:07 UTC  

damn bro crazy and fresh and based

2019-08-05 20:37:51 UTC  

or the hammer and sickle