Message from @Nordhand

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```the Daily Star unveils what it calls a "baby horror" as it reports news of the "sickest reality TV show ever". It says "TV bosses" are planning to air a new programme which sees "wannabe mums hook up with strangers" to get pregnant. ```

2019-08-17 08:02:10 UTC  

What channel?

2019-08-17 08:02:32 UTC  

It's the star so if they be slating it

2019-08-17 08:02:41 UTC  

It might not be channel 5 πŸ€”

2019-08-17 08:06:47 UTC  

contestants should be automatically disqualified from state welfare benefits

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-08-17 08:27:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/612200727531487262/Epstein_death_by_wanking_-_LBC_news_bulletin_17_Aug_2019.mp3

Pervert 🀣

<:Commie_ball:466404411535785995>

2019-08-17 09:07:05 UTC  

Boarded up shops are a sign of economic decline apparently

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-08-17 10:19:07 UTC  

Bitches be crazy.

2019-08-17 10:22:36 UTC  

not actually her trying to enter Israel*

in case anyone wonders

I always thought Israel looked like a conference centre πŸ€”

C'mon America. Keep up with the progress!!

2019-08-17 10:36:53 UTC  

"1984"
Is ThAt a ((FAR RIGHT)) dOg WhiStLe ?

2019-08-17 10:41:24 UTC  

Norway did introduce that all tobacco products was to be sold in a none branded package. The result of said action was that tobacco sales did increase by 3-5%

2019-08-17 10:42:30 UTC  

Just save the money spent on labels and offer free sushi if you don't buy cigarettes

2019-08-17 10:42:42 UTC  

I promise I'd stop smoking immediately <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-08-17 10:46:46 UTC  

Gas station sushi <:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

Commie trying to get votes by offering free stuff

2019-08-17 11:01:01 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ it's money that gets wasted anyways. Instead of wasting it on ugly prints that do nothing except make libtards feel good, give me shit

2019-08-17 11:16:02 UTC  

<:mittens:382563105743306752>

2019-08-17 11:25:27 UTC  

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2019-08-17 11:25:35 UTC  

Didn't see that one coming did ya ?

2019-08-17 11:25:44 UTC  

imaginemyshock.jpg

2019-08-17 11:27:05 UTC  

I mean, with all the trucks of peace, rape gangs of peace and sucide bombings of peace, what else could happen ?

2019-08-17 11:29:31 UTC  

we can hope that people are willing to speak about the problem Islam haves. but then again I do hope to win the lottery tonight and atm I'm more sure the winning the lottery is the more likely alternative of the two scenarios

2019-08-17 11:31:12 UTC  

Bro, go for the lottery, that has more chances then changing a death cault that calls it self "PEACEFUL"

2019-08-17 11:31:17 UTC  
2019-08-17 11:36:35 UTC  

yea

2019-08-17 11:38:17 UTC  

Its right now

2019-08-17 11:38:49 UTC  

twitter banned in Germany in 3...2...