Welp the "police" are getting ready

Tianeman 2: Electric boogaloo

https://i.imgur.com/UNE4vig.jpg

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Babylon Bee is news. Snopes told me

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```the Daily Star unveils what it calls a "baby horror" as it reports news of the "sickest reality TV show ever". It says "TV bosses" are planning to air a new programme which sees "wannabe mums hook up with strangers" to get pregnant. ```

What channel?

It's the star so if they be slating it

It might not be channel 5 🤔

contestants should be automatically disqualified from state welfare benefits

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Pervert 🤣

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/16/labour-to-give-councils-power-to-seize-boarded-up-shops

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Boarded up shops are a sign of economic decline apparently

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https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1162200793610706944

Bitches be crazy.

not actually her trying to enter Israel*

in case anyone wonders

I always thought Israel looked like a conference centre 🤔

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49374996

C'mon America. Keep up with the progress!!

"1984"
Is ThAt a ((FAR RIGHT)) dOg WhiStLe ?

Norway did introduce that all tobacco products was to be sold in a none branded package. The result of said action was that tobacco sales did increase by 3-5%

Just save the money spent on labels and offer free sushi if you don't buy cigarettes

I promise I'd stop smoking immediately <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Gas station sushi <:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

Commie trying to get votes by offering free stuff

@Ondsinet 🚁

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 it's money that gets wasted anyways. Instead of wasting it on ugly prints that do nothing except make libtards feel good, give me shit

Commie

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and now this story is deader then a Clinton witness
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2019/08/philadelphia-man-who-wounded-six-cops-in-shootout-is-devout-muslim-who-attended-jihadi-mosque

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Didn't see that one coming did ya ?

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I mean, with all the trucks of peace, rape gangs of peace and sucide bombings of peace, what else could happen ?