Message from @Werlf
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I was inactive for a while
But ur ass is on the seat
yeah my super long dick is in the toilet bowl
Flush sitting down
nah
You wont
I shit squatting with feet on the toilet bowl. The true way to take a dump.
if you flush while still sat on the toilet you'll get bum aids
trust me, I'm a Doctor
It'll be like that Ep. of South Park where the mom gets killed sitting on the toilet
Furries should be castrated
you got to get a stool so you can sit on the toilet but raise your feet
it's the Pro-Level way to take a dump
No
You hover over the toilet
WRONG
Right
install magnetic levitation
Broo is a porch monkey
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a colostomy bag is the truly superior way to shit
don't be a niggard with memes
I find this offensive. I'm reporting you to the Scottish police.
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we need a Pug emote
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Yes, we do.
Wut
Isnt this the definition of meritoacracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QGCV2Z01oY
We have the best Sanders, believe me folks!
None of that Bernie shit
Commie fucker
Nice
At least they werent Juuling
Maybe this is why there are no black school shooters π€£
Retards