Message from @LunaticHell
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fucking pedos and fags
Actually
It wasn't "take Jerusalem" but "take back Jerusalem"
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^ take that to <#372711235487137792>
Crusaders should have coordinated with the mongols and finished the job.
fu
<#372507611284766722> is <#372507611284766722>
Christianity used to have five capitols.
Anyone remember their names?
I guess Vatican and Jerusalem are 2 of them?
Rome, Constantinople, Alexandria, Antioch, and Jerusalem
Constantinople
Yes, those.
And, correct me if I'm wrong, but before crusade 1 took place, 3 of those were invaded during a jihad.
Nobody cares about Antioch.
ConstantiNOPle
poor antioch
😃
You mean by the persians?
Well I'm going on drunk-me-memory
Not exectly a jihad
just opened my good friday bottle of vodka
Yeah, I guess I was wrong on that one.
Also several hundred years before the crusades
all this talk makes me want to replay stronghold crusader
I know, right?
i have the urge to purge all my neighboring settlements in Civ5
Bara: Yeah I can see how something 100 years before the fact wouldn't be too important to...
...oh wait, there's still people salty about slavery in the US.
should have forcibly removed them all to the carribean islands after the civil war
But then all the rum would have been gone.
we obviously didnt learn the lessons from the French in Haiti
Why learn from history if you can relive it?
examples: CoD and Battlefield
lol
I've read a story about war against ponies. That was more weird and hardcore than I'd imagine.
Not kidding.