Message from @Reaps

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2018-04-01 06:09:26 UTC  

Not so many movies pay attention to details

2018-04-01 06:09:41 UTC  

Any time I see a film where armour works

2018-04-01 06:09:43 UTC  

I'm like 'yay'

2018-04-01 06:09:55 UTC  

Doesn't even matter if it's a sci-fi film where the laser blast gets deflected

2018-04-01 06:11:25 UTC  

There's plenty to complain about in the latest Star Wars film, but something that personally irritated me was how the smuggler guy with the tiniest little blaster pistol, like the equivalent of a derringer, is able to one-shot an armoured stormtrooper through the breast plate

2018-04-01 06:11:41 UTC  

I would've even accepted him being knocked down but not dead

2018-04-01 06:20:03 UTC  

Flat earthers dude....

2018-04-01 06:20:10 UTC  

Flat earthers...

2018-04-01 06:20:20 UTC  

Anyway, back to the movie thing

2018-04-01 06:20:54 UTC  

I haven't seen the last star wars, I'm still thinking if I should watch or not

2018-04-01 06:21:08 UTC  

Since I'm not a fan of the franchise

2018-04-01 06:21:28 UTC  

I won't bother that much if i don't watch

2018-04-01 06:23:26 UTC  

I finally watched it

2018-04-01 06:23:31 UTC  

a few weeks back

2018-04-01 06:23:55 UTC  

So, what you thought of it?

2018-04-01 06:24:14 UTC  

I hope you're ready for this

2018-04-01 06:24:17 UTC  

alright

2018-04-01 06:24:23 UTC  

*here we go*

2018-04-01 06:24:32 UTC  

Lol

2018-04-01 06:26:12 UTC  

Some parts of it were good.
Some parts of it were not good.



now I'm just going to keep typing here so it looks like I'm typing something massive even though I'm not but it reinforces this lame joke that I've set up for myself and now I have to go through with it, even though it'd make more sense for me to write something about the movie here if I'm going to bother writing something here at all but whatever I think this is enough crap in order to get the joke across I mean I could've just asdfasdfasdfasdf for the whole thing that would've been easier but woop-de-fucking-do

2018-04-01 06:27:08 UTC  

....

2018-04-01 06:27:42 UTC  

I thought a review of the movie were coming

2018-04-01 06:27:48 UTC  

Oh God

2018-04-01 06:27:58 UTC  

*m i s s i o n a c c o m p l i s h e d*

2018-04-01 06:28:32 UTC  

Some parts I was willing to suspend disbelief for, 'because Star Wars'

Some parts I still facepalmed at

I think they overdid the 'big evil Empire v tiny rebels' narrative by giving the Empire a ship about ten times larger than the Super Star Destroyer and reducing the rebels to basically just one Cruiser and a Frigrate

2018-04-01 06:28:55 UTC  

I thought they improved Rey's character by making her less Mary Sue-ey

2018-04-01 06:29:28 UTC  

And the callback to Luke telling her she 'knows nothing' because she thinks the force is about 'moving rocks', where near the end of the film she literally has to move rocks to help people, that was nice

2018-04-01 06:30:06 UTC  

I thought Kylo's character was improved, and I liked the dynamic they established between Kylo and Rey

2018-04-01 06:30:43 UTC  

A lot of people were upset about how the handled Luke. I can understand why, but I also thought it was interesting to see his character being portrayed in such a 'broken' fashion

2018-04-01 06:31:00 UTC  

The Yoda bit was definitely a bit "wtf"-y

2018-04-01 06:31:32 UTC  

I just don't think it's as terrible as some people are now proclaiming it to be

2018-04-01 06:31:32 UTC  

Too much spoilers dude

2018-04-01 06:31:44 UTC  

no spoilers there my dude

2018-04-01 06:31:48 UTC  

So, it's a decent movie?

2018-04-01 06:32:01 UTC  

It's a reverse Phantom Menace in my mind

2018-04-01 06:32:13 UTC  

well, not to say that it's an amazing movie

2018-04-01 06:32:18 UTC  

Just that when Phantom Menace came out

2018-04-01 06:32:28 UTC  

Everyone was like YEAH NEW STAR WARS THIS FUKKIN ***ROXXX***

2018-04-01 06:32:39 UTC  

And then after a bit, people were like "heyyyyyyy wait a minute.."

2018-04-01 06:32:51 UTC  

Hmmm