I thought a review of the movie were coming

Oh God

*m i s s i o n a c c o m p l i s h e d*

Some parts I was willing to suspend disbelief for, 'because Star Wars'

Some parts I still facepalmed at

I think they overdid the 'big evil Empire v tiny rebels' narrative by giving the Empire a ship about ten times larger than the Super Star Destroyer and reducing the rebels to basically just one Cruiser and a Frigrate

I thought they improved Rey's character by making her less Mary Sue-ey

And the callback to Luke telling her she 'knows nothing' because she thinks the force is about 'moving rocks', where near the end of the film she literally has to move rocks to help people, that was nice

I thought Kylo's character was improved, and I liked the dynamic they established between Kylo and Rey

A lot of people were upset about how the handled Luke. I can understand why, but I also thought it was interesting to see his character being portrayed in such a 'broken' fashion

The Yoda bit was definitely a bit "wtf"-y

I just don't think it's as terrible as some people are now proclaiming it to be

Too much spoilers dude

no spoilers there my dude

So, it's a decent movie?

It's a reverse Phantom Menace in my mind

well, not to say that it's an amazing movie

Just that when Phantom Menace came out

Everyone was like YEAH NEW STAR WARS THIS FUKKIN ***ROXXX***

And then after a bit, people were like "heyyyyyyy wait a minute.."

Hmmm

Now because of this asinine politicization of *e v e r y t h i n g*

I guess I will watch it later today

I'm off to bed now

It's nearly impossible to watch anything, including a Star Wars film, without that having an effect on your interpretation

Welp, 'night

There's a lot of dumb things in the movie, don't get me wrong

But perhaps it didn't bother me as much because I was pretty much expecting that from a Star Wars film

I just see people critiquing the most miniscule of issues in the film and blowing them up to be 'movie-breaking'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-nEKXJdMOM

This guy has to be LARPing

It's just too difficult to believe someone this dumb has managed to live this long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnAJxqhW2Y

This is a bit MGTOWy to say the least

(basically "all teh wimminz r bad")

But it still raises some interesting philosophical points that are worth dissecting

Also, just to keep @Chloé Adsolution satisfied, here's another video on traps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupkDTjps9E

Lol

Also, Kisara for waifu 2020

What happened to her?

I still have nfi

I haven’t seen a her upload in forever

Maybe a bad split with SBG