Or in your backpack

nah dude

Is there a way to acquire shekels on the internet?

Yeah

Webcam shows

Yes, show your boobs on a cam site.

i've heard there is, but only whispers

Can one seize the means of production while never leaving a Starbucks and with your fathers laptop?

If so then we're all doomed

Depends, did you pay for coffee?

Crypto trading

Pay? For coffee? SIEZE HIM HES A BOURGEOISIE COLLABORATOR!

oh

How dare you assume that I intend to pay for anything?

That's racism

Or you can go old school and become a Nigerian Prince about to receive an inheritance.

i also forgot to mention that i'm turning into a british citizen as well, hopefully in the next couple of weeks @Fulcrum010

Has that ever worked though?

yes

Wrong tab

Shit

I stopped my mom 5 times already from emailing away her credit card details to a random person claiming to be the bank.

@ThePoshBarbarian
Buy and leave at your house

did LunaticHell pass out?

mayhaps

It's even funnier when they claim to be the police and threaten to arrest you unless you pay 6,000 over PayPal

though i should also mention i've never lived in switzerland, i got the nationality through right of blood

I like getting those fake IRS calls and telling them to fuck off

and i really want to visit it now

I'm too busy enjoying being an American to find out if I qualify for dual citizenship.

I can be conscripted by the Russian government if they ever find out that I am technically also a Russian citizen

Granted this probably will never happen but still it's a little worrying

lol, I'm from Cuckada (or whatever we're calling it now), I'd love to escape to another country

Can you first assassinate the Maple Syrup King?

Cuckadia?

Probably not necessary, it doesn't seem like he has any supporters left. And I'm a UNI student, if they were anywhere they'd be there

wtf

Contrabantz talk quite good about Canada

really makes you think

Yup

maybe (((contrabantz))) is a rake shill