I'd like a geniune swiss army knife

i ***had*** one

but it broke

and got old

😭

Switzerland is great, unfortunately they never actually participate in any conflicts

Buy another one

*and back then, i didn't really care about my swiss heritage*

@ThePoshBarbarian
Where are you from?

are you shitting me? in the UK?

fuck man, ah hell nah

i'm swiss

but living in the UK

*a foreigner*

Have. You heard about this invention, called the internet? Some people said it's possible to buy things on it

on the black market yes

Just buy it and leave at home

Or in your backpack

nah dude

Is there a way to acquire shekels on the internet?

Yeah

Webcam shows

Yes, show your boobs on a cam site.

i've heard there is, but only whispers

Can one seize the means of production while never leaving a Starbucks and with your fathers laptop?

If so then we're all doomed

Depends, did you pay for coffee?

Crypto trading

Pay? For coffee? SIEZE HIM HES A BOURGEOISIE COLLABORATOR!

oh

How dare you assume that I intend to pay for anything?

That's racism

Or you can go old school and become a Nigerian Prince about to receive an inheritance.

i also forgot to mention that i'm turning into a british citizen as well, hopefully in the next couple of weeks @Fulcrum010

Has that ever worked though?

yes

Wrong tab

Shit

I stopped my mom 5 times already from emailing away her credit card details to a random person claiming to be the bank.

@ThePoshBarbarian
Buy and leave at your house

did LunaticHell pass out?