Since when has telling any scot imma limit what you can drink in any way ended well

I hope Dankula will do a video on it

cus that would be hilarious

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-43948079

now one hits home given I'm Scottish and American

but look at that

Man, lefties are really circle jerking hard over that shitty comedy routine at the correspondents dinner.

They're really desperate to get ANYTHING over on trump at this point

I have a very strange life

there was a weird buzzing noise in my house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx41zAud_Uo

it was a big RED DILDO

not my DILDO, I do not own one or ever want to

but I stopped it and then I washed my hands

I have no idea it's been used on her or HIM

and I do not wanna know

Did you keep it?

I turned it off and left it on their bed, it's not my property

but it was making a fucking annoying noise

so I found the source of the noise

Isn'y it your house?

What ro you mean"their" bed?

it's shared

Oh

So a roomate

yeah, something like that

You don't know if your roomate is a man or a woman?

they are a couple

Dating

Definitely his lol

😄

Shit-hand broo

maybe, just maybe

So that's what I did today and it's not even midday yet

I'd take a pic of it

but I do not want to see it again

EVER

You're over reacting

Touch it

I touched it to make it stop

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.