Message from @Baraban
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now one hits home given I'm Scottish and American
but look at that
Man, lefties are really circle jerking hard over that shitty comedy routine at the correspondents dinner.
They're really desperate to get ANYTHING over on trump at this point
I have a very strange life
there was a weird buzzing noise in my house
it was a big RED DILDO
not my DILDO, I do not own one or ever want to
but I stopped it and then I washed my hands
I have no idea it's been used on her or HIM
and I do not wanna know
Did you keep it?
I turned it off and left it on their bed, it's not my property
but it was making a fucking annoying noise
so I found the source of the noise
Isn'y it your house?
What ro you mean"their" bed?
it's shared
Oh
yeah, something like that
You don't know if your roomate is a man or a woman?
they are a couple
Dating
Definitely his lol
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Shit-hand broo
maybe, just maybe
So that's what I did today and it's not even midday yet
I'd take a pic of it
but I do not want to see it again
EVER
You're over reacting
Touch it
I touched it to make it stop
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
It might just hit 200k
but I said 50k was hard