We need to bring trench clubs back into use

I prefer trench guns personally

@A Random Crusader
So you can use it as a dildo on your ass? Kinky

Melee combat is superior to ranged combat

nah you stupid boi

Broadswords have to be standard issue

ranged combat is superior because you *don't have to be there*

laser pointers are the true weapon of kings

true

@A Random Crusader

He asked me if I could cut throat of a total stranger with no hesitation

I said maybe

that's hesitation

Good point

Thought he did mean after training

i'm somewhat taking the piss of course

Any able-bodied man can be trained to do such a thing.

It's not even that hard.

We have to produce Chainswords

Tell that to him @Thomas the Sowell Train [USA]

Just beat the heretic to death with your bare hands you fucking pussy

Then burn the corpse

@Baraban
Kinda edgy to ask that to a teenager lol

I guess so

chainswords < chainguns < chain gangin < blockchain

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

yeah, I say nigga, what of it?

A cinderblock on a chain is indeed a formidable weapon

Be civilized, use guns

I'm cool like that

Melee or nothing

okay here's my ultimate chained weapon:
it's a launcher that fire a chained projectile--IE a flying chainsaw blade

It makes me look street, makes me look like I've sucked a few dicks to survive, know what I'm sayin?

Nah, what you do it attach two chainsaws to either sides of the head of a warhammer

Perfect weapon

man there is a reason we dont fight wars with swords

it would cost you many many more men to send to die

But....it's fun to watch

the better our guns get the farther away from danger we can be

little bullets with chains on them.