Message from @Jab

Discord ID: 441217444678336512


2018-05-02 12:38:18 UTC  

The nigger in me.. lol

2018-05-02 12:38:26 UTC  

You’re an asswhore @Deleted User

2018-05-02 12:38:31 UTC  

hahahaha

2018-05-02 12:38:33 UTC  

Is that his name?

2018-05-02 12:38:44 UTC  

asswhore... my new favorite insult

2018-05-02 12:38:46 UTC  

hyper

2018-05-02 12:38:49 UTC  

lol

2018-05-02 12:38:55 UTC  

this chat is *going places*

2018-05-02 12:39:05 UTC  

It's evolving

2018-05-02 12:39:08 UTC  

Shit do I have to speak volcano again?

2018-05-02 12:39:19 UTC  

***nooooooooooooooooooooooooo***-

2018-05-02 12:39:22 UTC  

anyway, I hear cops are rough in NYC, cities in general they can be more rough around the edges... they put up with a lot more shit

2018-05-02 12:39:31 UTC  

they're under more pressure from COMPSTAT as well

2018-05-02 12:39:35 UTC  

From humble origins

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/441217191359021057/Szechuan_Stalin.png

2018-05-02 12:39:44 UTC  

Call the cops racists

2018-05-02 12:39:49 UTC  

Wait? Kaden alone, 2 cops walk in and she says " I don't want to go to jail"
That's a plot for a porn movie

2018-05-02 12:39:56 UTC  

I'd watch

2018-05-02 12:40:01 UTC  

Js

2018-05-02 12:40:08 UTC  

why

2018-05-02 12:40:26 UTC  

You should have given the cops a handjob and it would have been fine

2018-05-02 12:40:36 UTC  

hyper-handie

2018-05-02 12:40:37 UTC  

Well, it wouldn't be the first time a black person got fucked by the police

2018-05-02 12:40:46 UTC  

I would watch too, Kaden seems to have a nice..... She probably has nice phisical attributes

2018-05-02 12:40:53 UTC  

Is that how you handle cops?

2018-05-02 12:40:59 UTC  

@Fulcrum010 you're a fecetious bastard alright

2018-05-02 12:41:00 UTC  

You guys are fucking deplorable

2018-05-02 12:41:11 UTC  

I'm here for the volcano trivia, not your faggotry

2018-05-02 12:41:12 UTC  

fecetious? facetious?

2018-05-02 12:41:16 UTC  

eh whatever

2018-05-02 12:41:48 UTC  

let's go with both

2018-05-02 12:41:53 UTC  

Girls are gross guys

2018-05-02 12:41:59 UTC  

Don't you know?

2018-05-02 12:42:04 UTC  

Stick yer dick in magma

2018-05-02 12:42:08 UTC  

A cop stops franti, he immediately reaches for the lubricant. "Okay, take it out, let's get it over with."

2018-05-02 12:42:12 UTC  

Fuckin cooties and shiieet nigga

2018-05-02 12:42:29 UTC  

I read that in franti's voice

2018-05-02 12:42:32 UTC  

Eastern Europe is a wild place

2018-05-02 12:42:49 UTC  

Magmatic

2018-05-02 12:42:53 UTC  

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said "Get out and spread your legs"
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy, I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "What's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"
I swaited her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

2018-05-02 12:43:00 UTC  

*squats slavicly*