Message from @Mal

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2018-05-14 17:35:14 UTC  

the british empire

2018-05-14 17:36:29 UTC  

ancient history <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-05-14 17:37:39 UTC  

^

2018-05-14 17:39:16 UTC  

Is greenland still enslaved mal?

2018-05-14 17:39:26 UTC  

they really want to be independent

2018-05-14 17:39:31 UTC  

economists tell them they're dreaming

2018-05-14 17:39:35 UTC  

I wish we'd sold them to the US

2018-05-14 17:39:54 UTC  

There is oil in there?

2018-05-14 17:40:34 UTC  

doubt it

2018-05-14 17:40:48 UTC  

might be in the water surrounding. Lots of minerals though, but trapped under the ice

2018-05-14 17:40:50 UTC  

Greenland bailed out during WW2, I think

2018-05-14 17:41:06 UTC  

looks pretty accurate

2018-05-14 17:41:08 UTC  

that was iceland

2018-05-14 17:41:14 UTC  

right.

2018-05-14 17:41:19 UTC  

the land that isn't ice, but green

2018-05-14 17:41:36 UTC  

@Mal
Yeah, if they had oil, wmds would suddenly appear out of nowhere there

2018-05-14 17:41:36 UTC  

Erdogan just jails everyone that doesn't vote for him XD

2018-05-14 17:42:14 UTC  

they've been pretty aggressive in their rhetoric up there recently, because of elections, and a wish for independence

2018-05-14 17:42:28 UTC  

he'd have like 20% of votes if all his opposition were free and he didn't ship in several million arabs as votefarms

2018-05-14 17:42:50 UTC  

some have called Denmark imperialists, too. It's funny how they don't know their own history.

2018-05-14 17:43:58 UTC  

@Mal
Cheap opportunism

2018-05-14 17:44:31 UTC  
2018-05-14 17:44:46 UTC  

Yes, it's to boost popularity with voters who want independence

2018-05-14 17:45:14 UTC  

I don't care. I'd like them to have their independence so they don't have to mooch off the mainland. Same with the Faroes.

2018-05-14 17:45:49 UTC  

Forgot they existed

2018-05-14 17:46:10 UTC  

but they have huge problems with alcohol, and inability to keep jobs, for many of the same reasons as native americans, apparently

2018-05-14 17:46:35 UTC  

As for the Faroes, they just have nothing going for them to keep their economy afloat

2018-05-14 17:47:21 UTC  

Firewater to good

2018-05-14 17:47:35 UTC  

yeah

2018-05-14 17:49:02 UTC  

in the larger cities here, the most noticable greenlandic people you'll see are all obnoxious drunks. And they're always at the same places.

2018-05-14 17:49:08 UTC  

Sami also alkohol problems, but they have reideer

2018-05-14 17:49:20 UTC  

I've helped throw some of the violent ones off busses before

2018-05-14 17:49:36 UTC  

🎩
🦉

2018-05-14 17:51:29 UTC  

@NightOwl search weeblrstuff and owls

2018-05-14 17:51:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/445644368695787521/arrrrrrrrrgh.png

2018-05-14 17:52:13 UTC  

No

2018-05-14 17:52:14 UTC  

No

2018-05-14 17:52:19 UTC  

I know where this is going

2018-05-14 17:52:55 UTC  

fucking roach