both of those

someone tried to convince me a genius bar person told her to install mackeeper

but she was a habitual liar

also

you can probably just buy genius bar shirts

show up

be like

"hey, you know what app you should get?"

and then walk away

without anyone noticing

like a labcoat, almost

Install the digital edition of Mein Kampf

Then install Leviathan

Realize that Hobbes>Some failed artist

Become Monarchist

Profit

bill watterson best

anyways

point is

they pay well

because people are dumb

and just buy whatever new stuff

like their products or not

Locke is best

you have to admit

they're *amazing* at marketing

Rousseau

people feel obligated to buy their products

yeah

but in the meantime they have stupid amounts of money

and people are still buying everything

also, he's planning to retire before they collapse and run out of money to pay him

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there's an Apple employee in my city that wears utility kilts

what city @obrallaghan ?

Vancouver

downtown

oh yeah, he's been there more than 10 years

his resume is set

between that and the other places

I had never seen a utility kilt before