Message from @A Random Crusader
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I don't think they want to mess with it
because that makes it less reliable in the future
and then they'll have to do it again
There's probably a maximum IQ requirement of 60 to work at the Genius Bar
Because they're really incompetent
that's true too
both of those
someone tried to convince me a genius bar person told her to install mackeeper
but she was a habitual liar
also
you can probably just buy genius bar shirts
show up
be like
"hey, you know what app you should get?"
and then walk away
without anyone noticing
like a labcoat, almost
Install the digital edition of Mein Kampf
Then install Leviathan
Realize that Hobbes>Some failed artist
Profit
bill watterson best
anyways
point is
they pay well
because people are dumb
and just buy whatever new stuff
like their products or not
Locke is best
you have to admit
they're *amazing* at marketing
Rousseau
people feel obligated to buy their products
yeah
but in the meantime they have stupid amounts of money
and people are still buying everything
also, he's planning to retire before they collapse and run out of money to pay him
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there's an Apple employee in my city that wears utility kilts
what city @obrallaghan ?