Become Monarchist

Profit

bill watterson best

anyways

point is

they pay well

because people are dumb

and just buy whatever new stuff

like their products or not

Locke is best

you have to admit

they're *amazing* at marketing

Rousseau

people feel obligated to buy their products

yeah

but in the meantime they have stupid amounts of money

and people are still buying everything

also, he's planning to retire before they collapse and run out of money to pay him

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there's an Apple employee in my city that wears utility kilts

what city @obrallaghan ?

Vancouver

downtown

oh yeah, he's been there more than 10 years

his resume is set

between that and the other places

I had never seen a utility kilt before

Hi @obrallaghan

hello

How are you?

no feelings

we talked about this

Good to hear

what if Trump makes Apple great again

American Made iPhones

1.5k

would it become the most based smartphone?

maybe

in US dollars it's 1k though

but yes the iPhone X is a joke

@M4Gunner gerber strongarm