It's not that bad

I'm in san jose

it really isn't

suburban area is pretty nice

Can he hack my IPhone?

And my toaster too?

no

yes

Yep

but remember the whole san bernadino shooter thing?

yeah

I don't think they want to mess with it

because that makes it less reliable in the future

and then they'll have to do it again

There's probably a maximum IQ requirement of 60 to work at the Genius Bar

Because they're really incompetent

that's true too

both of those

someone tried to convince me a genius bar person told her to install mackeeper

but she was a habitual liar

also

you can probably just buy genius bar shirts

show up

be like

"hey, you know what app you should get?"

and then walk away

without anyone noticing

like a labcoat, almost

Install the digital edition of Mein Kampf

Then install Leviathan

Realize that Hobbes>Some failed artist

Become Monarchist

Profit

bill watterson best

anyways

point is

they pay well

because people are dumb

and just buy whatever new stuff

like their products or not

Locke is best