Dose anyone by any chance live in usa and want to join navy

Also

The navy is gay-vy

Join the cost Guard, it's the service for men

In short shorts

Navy is for the ghey

Something something seamen on the poopdeck.

Navy has seals

Which you'll never join

They're also taxi drivers for the marines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXyN7zMgY4o

Clubbin' the baby seals, ARF-ARF

Air force Basic training was a joke

I'd go again for fun

Tfw your entrance standards are looser than the Air Force

The only branch I would ever join is the Spesss Navy, until we have space combat I'm out

I really want to fly stuff, but asthma

I'd never make it through MEPS

@A Random Crusader Trump wants a Space Force

@Antiboom No one gets to fly things

?

Why would we need another space force?

wym @Fitzydog

We need a space force

Fuck the economy

I want a space battleship

@Antiboom A very small minority of the best who join the officer corps gets to be a pilot

Just strap rockets on a boat

It'll be fine

Isn't the AF short fighter pilots rn

@A Random Crusader that's a very kerbal thought

You can get a waiver for that

And where has the Kerbal Space Program ever failed?

Your problem is your feet

nah, can get a waiver for that too

Fuck it, strap rockets to all the things

but I'd figure the asthma would be harder

Sky's the limit when ethics isn't an issue