Message from @scout_t286
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Air force Basic training was a joke
I'd go again for fun
Tfw your entrance standards are looser than the Air Force
The only branch I would ever join is the Spesss Navy, until we have space combat I'm out
I really want to fly stuff, but asthma
I'd never make it through MEPS
@A Random Crusader Trump wants a Space Force
?
Why would we need another space force?
We need a space force
Fuck the economy
I want a space battleship
@Antiboom A very small minority of the best who join the officer corps gets to be a pilot
Just strap rockets on a boat
It'll be fine
Isn't the AF short fighter pilots rn
@A Random Crusader that's a very kerbal thought
And where has the Kerbal Space Program ever failed?
Your problem is your feet
nah, can get a waiver for that too
Fuck it, strap rockets to all the things
but I'd figure the asthma would be harder
Sky's the limit when ethics isn't an issue
to get a waiver for
Depending on branch
Just lobotomize your researchers so they can't feel morally conflicted
Your smart air force will love you
but you need them to maintain loyalty @A Random Crusader
Hence why you keep their family hostage
And but their balls in a vise
And hire genetically modified rat people to guard the site
mantis men
bring back cave johnson
CAVE JOHNSON HERE
@A Random Crusader : "Just strap rockets on a boat
It'll be fine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXFhL1xF_G8
This is clearly anti-state propaganda
Our tactics never fail