I'd never make it through MEPS

@A Random Crusader Trump wants a Space Force

@Antiboom No one gets to fly things

?

Why would we need another space force?

wym @Fitzydog

We need a space force

Fuck the economy

I want a space battleship

@Antiboom A very small minority of the best who join the officer corps gets to be a pilot

Just strap rockets on a boat

It'll be fine

Isn't the AF short fighter pilots rn

@A Random Crusader that's a very kerbal thought

You can get a waiver for that

And where has the Kerbal Space Program ever failed?

Your problem is your feet

nah, can get a waiver for that too

Fuck it, strap rockets to all the things

but I'd figure the asthma would be harder

Sky's the limit when ethics isn't an issue

to get a waiver for

Depending on branch

Just lobotomize your researchers so they can't feel morally conflicted

Your smart air force will love you

but you need them to maintain loyalty @A Random Crusader

Hence why you keep their family hostage

And but their balls in a vise

And hire genetically modified rat people to guard the site

mantis men

bring back cave johnson

CAVE JOHNSON HERE

@A Random Crusader : "Just strap rockets on a boat
It'll be fine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXFhL1xF_G8

This is clearly anti-state propaganda

Our tactics never fail

Wait for the other half

Rowing to mars seems plausible

rowing against what

"Space"

The thing filling the shuttle

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