It’ll be funny to gangbang hooty in front of his family

https://youtu.be/6VtAnvH1mwQ?t=7m10s

So the Jews built the pyramids, not black pharaohs.

*b r o s k i s*

Egyptians came from India

Besides, everyone knows that the pharaohs' true achievements were a children's card game.

TO THE SHADOW REALM

NO! NOT YUGI'S GRANDPA!

@Deleted User #notall

(I don't remember Egyptians shitting in the streets, tho.)

Literal shithole country.

Hooty is fake news

I saw a Ted talk that was straight up called "the cultural significance of street defecation in India"

Lol

@Jek Porkins link please

jek i need that source

Jek we *Need* that

Communists wrecked Africa

https://youtu.be/V35Vw29tay0

What do you expect from someone who is so historically idiotic that he thinks that Egyptians were Sub-Saharan Africans AND Indian at the same time?

Holy shit

You weren’t lying

i uh,, wow thought you were joking.

Didn't they find links to Egyptians coming from Mesopotamia/Babylon?

Actually the Egyptians did wipe their asses with their hands

I will say, though, TEDx generally means that you can get up on the stage and do/say literally anything you want.

Since they had built similar structures beforehand

WE WUZ BUDDHAKANGZ AND SHIT

So did the Muslims and the Sub-Saharan Africans.

This is why we shake with the right hand, because the left one is used for wiping your ass

europeans

hooty they used reeds i think ?

they were having slaves wipe their butts

3 shells my nigga

because white privilege

Oof

I saw a thing on this actually

The right hand was just the most dominant hand, so you would present your right hand to prove you had no weapons.

Dat demolishion man

That's why a handshake is a sign of mutual respect; you both present good will by not being armed.

also lets you show your strength somewhat