I no longer wish to live on this planet

That's not docile, that's just battery.

If she doesn't resist it's docile

they arent real , who cares

Poison is male.

someone has been parsing the red pill sub

Link is gay? Isn't his motivation throughout all the games series to get into the blond girl's pants?

Poison is big gay

Link's motivation is to save the princess, but he never receives romantic or sexual rewards for his actions, which suggests that his motivation has nothing to do with romance or sex.

He's probably motivated by a sense of duty.

Romantic rewards in some games if I'm not mistaken

That is pretty gay

Obvious why there wouldn't be any sexual rewards in a Nintendo game, but you get it.

Maybe Zelda is too young to give consent for sexual relationships so they don't show them having sex in the games to not have rouble with the law

How old is Zelda?

Depends on the game

Shiek/Zelda is definitely old enough to be an adult.

#LinkToo

In the majority of the games, Link is rarely rewarded with more than a "good job".

Is she the ruling monarch or the daughter of a king?

good

Apparently Link was 12 in the first game and 16 in the 2nd game

If both link and zelda are trans then technically is it still hetero?

Lord Harkinian, King of YTP.

two wrongs don't make a right bro

I'm fairly certain that in LttP, it's specifically stated that Link is saving the princess because it's his family's duty.

In BoW it's not though

And in Skyward sword

No, definitely not.

TBH Breath of the Wild was good though

It's baby's first elder scrolls

I thought Arena was baby's first Elder Scrolls?

Anyone old enough to have played arena definitely ain't a baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEj79TpDCgc

That is such bullshit

You are fake news @A Random Crusader

You can play Arena even today

4 year olds can play it

The game didn't disappear

It's not relevant in the gaming scene

Holy fuck are you incapable or understanding figurative language or are you just that autistic? @Deleted User