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As long as she understands you are the boss it's ok

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Solo is going to be a shit movie

Jeremy Jahns confirms, it's shiiiiiiiiiiiit

All of the spin-off movies are shit.

pansexual?
now that's fucking based

Why not potsexual?

Fucking racists

It's not an equal partnership, the roles are very different

pandimensional-sexual

Separate but equal roles.

Doesn't mean it isn't mutually beneficial

no

I'd call that loyal

docile is you telling her what to make you for dinner over the phone

And she answers "Yes, sir"

And you get home and it's there, no excuses

And if it isn't there then she can expect a good beating

And she will understand that is the way of things in your household

I no longer wish to live on this planet

That's not docile, that's just battery.

If she doesn't resist it's docile

they arent real , who cares

Poison is male.

someone has been parsing the red pill sub

Link is gay? Isn't his motivation throughout all the games series to get into the blond girl's pants?

Poison is big gay

Link's motivation is to save the princess, but he never receives romantic or sexual rewards for his actions, which suggests that his motivation has nothing to do with romance or sex.

He's probably motivated by a sense of duty.

Romantic rewards in some games if I'm not mistaken

That is pretty gay

Obvious why there wouldn't be any sexual rewards in a Nintendo game, but you get it.

Maybe Zelda is too young to give consent for sexual relationships so they don't show them having sex in the games to not have rouble with the law

How old is Zelda?

Depends on the game

Shiek/Zelda is definitely old enough to be an adult.

#LinkToo

In the majority of the games, Link is rarely rewarded with more than a "good job".

Is she the ruling monarch or the daughter of a king?

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