Message from @A Random Crusader

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2018-05-18 04:01:29 UTC  

Link is gay? Isn't his motivation throughout all the games series to get into the blond girl's pants?

2018-05-18 04:02:04 UTC  

Poison is big gay

2018-05-18 04:02:12 UTC  

Link's motivation is to save the princess, but he never receives romantic or sexual rewards for his actions, which suggests that his motivation has nothing to do with romance or sex.

2018-05-18 04:02:23 UTC  

He's probably motivated by a sense of duty.

2018-05-18 04:02:31 UTC  

Romantic rewards in some games if I'm not mistaken

2018-05-18 04:02:36 UTC  

That is pretty gay

2018-05-18 04:02:50 UTC  

Obvious why there wouldn't be any sexual rewards in a Nintendo game, but you get it.

2018-05-18 04:03:05 UTC  

Maybe Zelda is too young to give consent for sexual relationships so they don't show them having sex in the games to not have rouble with the law

2018-05-18 04:03:07 UTC  

How old is Zelda?

2018-05-18 04:03:16 UTC  

Depends on the game

2018-05-18 04:03:21 UTC  

Shiek/Zelda is definitely old enough to be an adult.

2018-05-18 04:03:33 UTC  

#LinkToo

2018-05-18 04:04:23 UTC  

In the majority of the games, Link is rarely rewarded with more than a "good job".

2018-05-18 04:04:27 UTC  

Is she the ruling monarch or the daughter of a king?

2018-05-18 04:04:42 UTC  

good

2018-05-18 04:04:44 UTC  

Apparently Link was 12 in the first game and 16 in the 2nd game

2018-05-18 04:04:46 UTC  

If both link and zelda are trans then technically is it still hetero?

2018-05-18 04:04:53 UTC  

Lord Harkinian, King of YTP.

2018-05-18 04:05:11 UTC  

two wrongs don't make a right bro

2018-05-18 04:06:03 UTC  

I'm fairly certain that in LttP, it's specifically stated that Link is saving the princess because it's his family's duty.

2018-05-18 04:06:17 UTC  

In BoW it's not though

2018-05-18 04:06:24 UTC  

And in Skyward sword

2018-05-18 04:06:25 UTC  

No, definitely not.

2018-05-18 04:06:55 UTC  

TBH Breath of the Wild was good though

2018-05-18 04:07:07 UTC  

It's baby's first elder scrolls

2018-05-18 04:07:19 UTC  

I thought Arena was baby's first Elder Scrolls?

2018-05-18 04:07:40 UTC  

Anyone old enough to have played arena definitely ain't a baby

2018-05-18 04:07:55 UTC  

That is such bullshit

2018-05-18 04:07:58 UTC  

You are fake news @A Random Crusader

2018-05-18 04:08:05 UTC  

You can play Arena even today

2018-05-18 04:08:14 UTC  

4 year olds can play it

2018-05-18 04:08:20 UTC  

The game didn't disappear

2018-05-18 04:08:23 UTC  

It's not relevant in the gaming scene

2018-05-18 04:08:44 UTC  

Holy fuck are you incapable or understanding figurative language or are you just that autistic? @Deleted User

2018-05-18 04:08:56 UTC  

Of course it didn't magically disappear

2018-05-18 04:08:57 UTC  

You need to use language the way god intended

2018-05-18 04:09:03 UTC  

That's because Arena and Daggerfall are the worst of the Elder Scrolls games.

2018-05-18 04:09:36 UTC  

Cetronius is going full Aspergers

2018-05-18 04:09:43 UTC  

Yeah that is always the answer

2018-05-18 04:09:44 UTC  

Cursing me