In A.D. 410, white people began the "Dark Ages." They spent all their time killing each other and trying to outdo each other as Christ monkeys. After centuries of meandering through Europe, raping and pillaging their own kind, some faggots declared a renaissance.
Then someone invented yet another stick, although this time it was upgraded with Chinese gun powder and was capable of firing bullets. The whites then formed an audacious plan to take over the world one rape at a time. But before the plan was put into action, the whites decided to have a few practice rapes first in scaled down controlled circumstances. A few more hundred years saw them running around all over Europe as usual, raping and pillages each others' women, children, animals, and even the disabled to show they had a caring side. After revising what they had learned about their recent rapes attacks in England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales one last time, everyone bought a gun and set sail to wherever the wind blows. Since that period, whenever land is sighted by a white person, they race to plant a flag on it and then rape the nearest thing that looks human.
