Message from @Escargot
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Spongebob is the ideal worker, and as children, we aspired to be just like him. The very first episode of Spongebob showed him getting his first job as fry cook. According to the show, the very best achievement you could receive is being gainfully employed. Not only employed, but tirelessly productive and efficient to maximize your manager’s profits. Spongebob famously served busloads of anchovies at a never-before-seen pace. It wasn’t enough that Spongebob could perform his job well; he had to go above and beyond his duty in order to seem valuable. These are the principles we instilled in the youth of today. What went wrong?
Back, finally, to Squidward. Squidward isn’t like Spongebob or Patrick. He isn’t satisfied in his low-level employment. What Squidward seeks is artistic satisfaction and world renown. He covets the success of his employer without achieving the work ethic necessary for someone of his class to ascend. Squidward has realized that the cards have been stacked against him at every turn, and resigns himself bitterly to the clutches of capitalism. If Squidward were less jaded, he could be the catalyst to prompt full-scale class warfare, perhaps ending in a communist utopia. Unfortunately, Squidward’s defeatist personality and egoism prevents him from implementing social change.
That is why we are all Squidward. We’ve uncovered the limits of capitalism and realized that hard work may not always pay off. We’ve begun to notice the oppressive economic and social structure that infiltrates our everyday life. We yearn for something higher, but feel that change is out of our reach. We become bitter, combative, self-deprecative, and cynical. There’s a reason Squidward is the unhappiest character on “Spongebob.” Not only for faults of his own, but for his own rotten luck. The show subliminally punishes Squidward for his views, hoping to prod viewers back towards Spongebob’s blithe, unfounded optimism.
Their efforts were to no avail. Millions of millennials are finding themselves disillusioned, realizing all along that Squidward was the reasonable one. He had a right to protest Mr. Krabs’ vile working conditions, and his sarcasm was merely a coping mechanism for the injustices placed against him. Squidward is the dissatisfied proletariat, and we identify with him more than ever. The difference is, we have the energy and collective power to succeed where he could not. Together, we can rise up and defeat the bourgeoisie, establishing an egalitarian society that does not prey on the lower classes. In the words of Spongebob, “I’m ready.” Are you?
The one I would identify more as right now is Mr Krabs
oh god.. just vomittd i brb
I just had to share this delusional BS
wtf franti
Gay
Fuck you google
You are a fucking joke
once you have gazed into the abyss (buzzfeed) google steps behind you to throw you in
Wrong
When you gaze into the abyss for just long enough
The abyss gazes back.
When you bang Valty's mom just long enough
congratulations yes thats what i was refering to,
so i can find no info online on this, (maybe because its stupid), but could Nazi Germany "ignore" Britain and concentrate their efforts on the USSR?
by "ignore" i mean: all defense, no economic wear-down of Britian
my thought process goes like this: Britain could only do two things to Germany 1. Invade 2. Bomb the shit out Germany. and btw, they did both
so perhaps focus on preventing allied air raids, and defend against potential D-day, but without wasting resources by trying to destroy British industry. focus that effort into the USSR, and perhaps focus that invasion on the oil fields (ya know, like it should have to begin with)
Britain was obligated to attack germany because they broke the versailles treaty
thats not what i mean
I have the info
could they have ignored them until the USSR was defeated
Thats not very liberalist tbh
No
I doubt it
Because they’d open themselves up for an invasion
Theyd be open to being attacked on 2 fronts
i mentioned this
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guys reread what i said jeez
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Imma nuke all you fuckers and become death, destroyer of worls.
