Cuz I don’t know shit about the game

Games*

**I AM FORTIFYING THIS POSITION**

*VULKAN LIVES*

***I WANT TO BOOP DE SNOOT***

@A Random Crusader
Someone's cranky. But what can you expect from a Khorny boy?

okay Manlygamer

if you want a good series to binge to give you the

40k for dummies perspective

go watch bruva alfabusa's "if the emperor had a text to speech device" series

Lol

It plays fast and loose with the canon at times

but it's good fun

thankerino

TTS is best shit

BASICALLY

your TL;DR

it's the 41st millenium, the universe has gone to absolute shit

Yeah?

a few millenia ago the god-emperor of mankind rose up from ~~Earth~~ HOLY TERRA and united all the colonies of mankind which had been lost around the stars

goals

he had 30 genetially engineer super-sons who were kidnapped at birth, he got 28 of them back (the other two are [[redacted]])

one of his sons pulled a judas and when all was said and done half of the primarchs (the sons) were dead or missing and the emperor was on a life-support throne, slowly decaying

it's now 10,000 years later

Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!

Batul Brothas!

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

everythign sucks even more

Of course this is the edited version taught to young cultists to disgrace the honourable captain. This is the handy work of chaos. This was the original version found at his desk next to a pile of red and black crayons.
There is at our honor, as Blood Ravens, as space marines, and so foolish.
We are the emperor!
If we fight in glory.
We will descend upon the name of our headquarters.
We will descend upon the emperor's fury There is at our door.
We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for our honor, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as space marines,
and devastating defensive deep strike!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be lost!
Battle brothers; space prepared to deep strike!
Our perimeter has been prepared in the emperor!
If we fight in space, prepared to deep strikes.
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver steel rain.
We fight for multiple simultaneous and we fight for our door.
We are the emperor!
If we will overwhelm them, we shall not die.
No, We fight for our honor, as space marines, and we fight for our battle brothers are stationed in the name of the emperor!

Fuck

must u

Dammit Skeletor

Point is in present day shit sucks and humanity is surrounded on all sides by hostile races

goals

*Boreale did nothing wrong*

alfabusa's series is literally what if the decaying, someone alive but horribly deteriorating emperor was given a TTS device to talk to his chief custodian (guard) again

Sounds like a fun universe tho

I’ll read up

It is fun

and the series from there is the custodian bringing him up to speed on the last 10,000 years

and the emperor's fury at the fact his beuatiful empire is a shithole now

magnus is best character

Don't forget